This was my conversation with Laura as she came down the stairs and was surprised to find me at home.
Laura: Mom, you’re home!
Me: Yes, I am. I’ve been here for 30 minutes.
Laura: No, you have not been home for 30 minutes.
Me: Yes, I have.
Laura: No, you have not.
Me: Yes. I have.
Laura (with hands on her hips): No, Mother, you have NOT been home. I know this because I Google Mapped you. You were NOT home. You were at Aldi.
Me: I walked in the door thirty minutes ago. Google Maps isn’t always accurate.
Laura: Good to know…
That would be a Mom fail. Now, she knows that Google Maps can sometimes not be completely up-to-date. Can I go back and start that conversation over?!?