While contemplating the type of rum that I was going to buy for my Strawberry Daiquiris today at Hy-Vee, a man walked up and introduced himself to me. Then, he said, “I couldn’t help but notice you standing here and I was wondering if you would like to go out some time.” I said, “That’s really nice and thanks for the compliment, but I don’t really think my husband of 16 years would appreciate me dating. For that matter, I don’t think your wife would appreciate you dating either.” He looked stunned and said, “How did you…?” I said, “Your ring.” Nice. Ugh.
Category: 06 - June