My Office has a “pet.” We have two geese that always perch on the roof of our building. Today, though, one of them was slowly ambling around the parking lot. At one point, I saw it sleeping on the pavement of the parking lot. Also, these two geese could largely care less about people and generally won’t move for you or your car. They are even prone to hissing at people. Today, I took the following picture on the way out of my building after work.
After taking the picture, I walked across the lot to my car. I hear hissing coming from said goose only to discover it standing no less than a foot from me. It startled me and I dropped my purse, cell phone, and car keys. The goose jumped back a foot or two, turned, and slowly walked away.

You know… I have a goose call, a gun, and a good goose recipe 😉 The recipe needs wine though… I guess I could pick some up *blush*