The following is a conversation that Andy had with Laura on the way to dinner this evening.

  • Andy:  Laura, you are a precocious little girl.  Can you say precocious?
  • Laura:  (whispering) Precocious.
  • Laura:  Daddy, does that mean I’m smart?
  • Andy:  Yes, Laura, it does.

We are in so much trouble with this one.